Mugs: Are printed and shipped from our Los Angeles based art studio. Production time is 1-3 business days. Our larger 15oz mugs currently ship from our print partner and may have slightly longer production times.

T-Shirts / Clothing  Ship directly from our print partner and are printed to order. Please allow up to 3-5 days for production before shipment. Please email thereisnostore@gmail.com if you need products by a certain date to help select products that meet your needs 

FREE STANDARD SHIPPING: Is offered on all greeting cards, stickers and magnets. They are sent via USPS flat mail. Expected delivery time is 3-10 business days. There is NO TRACKING provided with this option. This is a cost effective way for those of you wanting to harvest your own American dollar.

FIRST CLASS MAIL UPGRADE: If you like to be terrorized with a tracking number, and faster delivery please choose this option. Expected delivery time is 3-5 business days.

PRIORITY MAIL UPGRADE: If you would like even faster delivery with tracking this is the best of the best option! Expected delivery time is 1-3 business days. All Priority orders of mugs, stickers, cards or magnets  will get in the mail ASAP, same day when possible, or next business day. Other items like shirts the production time still applies before shipping.

Thank you so maaaauch in advance for understanding these are expected shipping and delivery times. Occasionally USPS runs into delays on their end, and that is out of my hands, so please choose your shipping method on the side of caution, especially during busy Holiday Seasons. It is no illusion that I promise so maaaauch I will do my best to get all orders out in a timely manner, and keep you updated if any shipping delays arise.

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